16 things your cat’s trying to tell you

Every cat owner knows that most cats have strong personalities and a will of their own. They do as they wish, when it pleases them. And they mostly don’t have a problem to share their feelings with you.

Here are 16 typical cat behaviours and what your cat is trying to tell you with them, in a quirky way.

  1. Rubbing against you You belong to me. I’m making you my slave forever. Just remember, when I rub against you, you need to rush to do everything for me.
  2. Bringing gifts of dead animals I’ve been hunting, and this is my kill. You need to clean it and present it to me for my dinner on your finest China.
  3. Chattering of teeth I’ve seen something that I want. Go and get it for me.
  4.  Chewing or sucking on wool or clothes I’m making holes to make your clothes more fashionable. Don’t forget to buy more, so that I can chew and suck some more.
  5. Kneading of her human Pay attention to me. I’m giving you a massage and you must enjoy it. When my nails are out it is acupuncture.
  6. Sitting or lying in very small spaces You bought something for yourself and nothing for me, so I’m going to get into this very small cardboard box and make you feel guilty for not buying me a present.
  7. Cat’s eyes (staring at you) I am going to stare at you, to make you feel uncomfortable so you can decide to give me a treat because you think that you have done something wrong.
  8. Urinating or defecating outside the litterbox I am a little princess and I don’t like to use a common litterbox. The other surfaces are much nicer, especially the bathtub, because it is a favourite place for you, so I will make it my favourite place too to go potty.
  9. Cat calls in your face when you are sleeping Hey… I’m awake, and you should be awake too. I need you to attend to my needs, and feed me!
  10. Zoomies around the house This is fun! Watch me fly around the house and knock over all your precious ornaments that get in my way. Running around is exciting! And you can join me in the chase.
  11. Ear twitching I’m moving my ears back and forth. I do hear you calling me, or telling me to stop doing something, but I’ll just ignore you instead.
  12. Rolling around You have just cleaned up, so I will roll around and put all my loose cat hairs on everything. You like cleaning up so much, I’m helping you to do some more.
  13. Lying on something you are using, like a laptop, papers or books You are not paying attention to me. I am just going to lie here until you stroke me and tell me how beautiful I am.
  14. Knocking things off tables I know that you like this ornament, but I think it will look much better in pieces on the floor. It’s my artistic side.
  15. Drinking running water from a tap My water bowl is not the right colour. It’s too big and you don’t change the water often enough. It needs to be changed at least six times a day. I’ll just drink from a running tap and get in your way while you are using it.
  16. Twitching of the tail Be aware! I am going to pounce on you suddenly to make you pay attention to me. You are just big prey to me.